The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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