Christians are straight up FREAKS
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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