And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Damn victory sex feels great
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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