GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm really busy with my period
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