FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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