Yo dont text me then not text me
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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