I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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