Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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the liver wants what the liver wants
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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