i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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