I love black thongs
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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