Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You took a bar mat shot.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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