it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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