theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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