i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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