508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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