So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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