Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
is it fun? or sober?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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