last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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