Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
