Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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