I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
