i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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