On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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