Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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