Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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