i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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