Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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