we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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