I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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