Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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