Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
