Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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