the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
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my being single is dangerous.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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