The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
