My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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