Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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