do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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