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I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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