yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
