So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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