awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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