So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm too high and old for this...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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