Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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