shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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