yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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