You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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