they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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