i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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