I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We have started to decorate penises.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
