She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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