I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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