Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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