Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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