he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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