I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So many bounce houses so little time
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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