I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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