Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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