yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize