if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
