You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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