hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I have tasted many bathrooms
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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