dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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